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Achievements
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Goonstone Collector
Complete a run after earning all 5 goonstones
13.6% global
New Gooner
Complete your first run
22.6% global
Big Gooner
Complete 50 runs
0.7% global
Quickshot
Complete a run in under 5 minutes
7.2% global
Functional Alcoholic
Complete a run with 500% intoxiation
9.9% global
haha dispensers go nyoooom
Have 100,000 items dispensed total
2.6% global
Consumerism
Use 100,000 consumables total
0.7% global
haha............... I am GOONING
Goon 1,000,000 times
0.7% global
Upgrader
End a run with 20 upgrades active of both UP and G$
15.7% global
Completion
Unlock all tickets
0.7% global
Good Boy
Pet the dog
4.2% global
Hidden Achievement
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15.3% global
