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Gooner on the Orient Express is a first-person clicker roguelite set on a fictional Orient Express, where public masturbation is rewarded with money. Advance through the skill tree to build your character to earn copious amounts of GoonBucks from your endeavors
Click the "goon-meter" to start earning GoonBucks. Spend your hard-earned G$ on items to help you on your journey as you goon from station to station.
Buy items from the shops located both on the train and at stations you'll visit along your journey.
Items can yield many different status effects, both positive and negative. Use them to your advantage, or perhaps just to get drunk.
Use "Upgrade Points" to progress through the 4 branches of the skill tree.
Completing achievements will reward you with tickets. Tickets can drastically improve your gooning in your next run.
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haha............... I am GOONING
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haha dispensers go nyoooom
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