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Hat-equate
Collected 10 Hats during normal gameplay
89.7% global
Hat-vancing
Collected 100 Hats during normal gameplay
58.5% global
Hat-tacular
Collected 1000 Hats during normal gameplay
11.9% global
Hat-tality
Collected 5000 Hats during normal gameplay
3.1% global
Sleeping On The Job
The player has caught a hat without moving from their starting position
60.3% global
Stovepipe
Get impaled by an item above 100 times during gameplay
3.2% global
Flat Cap
Get squashed 100 times by an item above during gameplay
5.6% global
The Sorcerer’s Annoyance
Encountered the Wizard 50 times
20.5% global
Calm Down Dear
Successfully calmed the wizard 50 times
12.2% global
Well-Read
The user allowed all of the text in the Story Screen Minigame to pass before catching the hat
20.0% global
Identity Crisis
The player has purchased and unlocked their first alter-ego from the Shop
60.6% global
How To Win Friends And Sacrifice People
The player has purchased and unlocked all alter-egos from the Shop
3.6% global
Wait What
Unlocked upon first play of any Hatfall mini game
77.3% global
The Fun Never Stops
Played all mini games at least once
10.0% global
Fedorable
Affection meter hit maximum
26.9% global
No Foreplay
The user elected to violate Hatchan immediately
37.9% global
Rise Of The Hat Lord
Collected enough hats to bring about the end of the world
16.5% global
The King Is Dead, Long Live The Hats
Saved the world
10.1% global
