You Suck at Football

🏆 Control the Ball

Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

🏐Physics-Based

This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.

• One slip = massive progress loss
• No checkpoints in hard mode
• Every climb is earned

🫂Multiplayer Mayhem

Play solo or in online multiplayer.

🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”

😭 “We were right at the top!!”

💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”

🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage

From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.

• Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
• Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
• No loading screens, just pure upward pain

🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends

The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.