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Achievements
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COMPLETE TOOL!
Complete the game with The Tool
8.3% global
COMPLETE MALCONTENT!
Complete the game with The Malcontent
9.5% global
COMPLETE KAREN!
Complete the game with The Karen
7.1% global
COMPLETE DEADLIFT!
Complete the game with The Dead Lift
16.6% global
COMPLETE VICE!
Complete the game with The Vice
7.1% global
COMPLETE FOODIE POSER!
Complete the game with The Foodie Poser
7.1% global
***THE RARE ADMIRAL***
Complete the game with The Rear Admiral
8.3% global
***THE DOOKIE***
Complete the game with The Duke
5.9% global
COMPLETE BANNERCARRIER!
Complete the game with The Banner Carrier
8.3% global
COMPLETE SNAT!
Complete the game with The Snatchcanoe
7.1% global
6 FEET!!!
Collect 5 Masks in a session
21.4% global
FISTBUMP
Collect 5 Rubber Fists in a session
34.5% global
GOT YOUR BACK!
Collect 5 Figurines in a session
13.0% global
A JOWLIN' GOOD TIME
Collect 30 Pork Jowls in a session
19.0% global
THE ART OF THE SHART
Collect 15 Burritos in a session
4.7% global
NO SOY FOR YOU!!!
Destroy 20 Soy Barrels in a session
20.2% global
THEY'RE TOTALLY REAL BTW
Destroy 25 Bigfoot in a session
29.7% global
YOUR JUTSU SUCKS!!!
Destroy 100 Ninjas in a session
20.2% global
WRING OUT THE CLOWNS
Destroy 25 Sewer Clowns in a session
20.2% global
MAY TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN PIE
Destroy 25 Sewer Rats in a session
17.8% global
NO SWIMMING!
Destroy 30 Swimmers/Scuba Divers in a session
29.7% global
SHATSIMI
Destroy 50 Fish in a session
20.2% global
A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR
Collect a Top Hat and Monocle
22.6% global
A BOUNTIFUL HARVEST
Destroy 20 Eggmen in a session
16.6% global
DON'T MINE IF I DO!
Destroy 100 Mines in a session
27.3% global
WHAT'S THE POINT?
Get 1,000,000 points or more
22.6% global
IT'S FOR BAKING, BRO!
Collect 15 Baking Soda Bricks in a session
8.3% global
CHECK UNDER THE BED TONIGHT!
Find Baba Yaga
14.2% global
BULLET HELL
Destroy 100 Bullets in a session
22.6% global
FECES OF FURY
Find "The Claw"
25.0% global
SEASON'S BEATINGS!
Complete the game with Evil Santa
7.1% global
STAY FROSTY!
Complete the game with Frotsy The Snowman
9.5% global
