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A Exorcism Simulator! Take the role of an Xpressorcist (Express Exorcist) and exorcise as many people as possible with out running out of time and accidentally blowing them up!!
What do rock music, D&D, and vulgar tv shows all have in common? Turns out they really ARE tools of Devil and people are being possessed by the boat load. As an Xpressorcist (Xpress Exorcist) it is your job to exorcise the demons from clients as quickly as possible. Why the urgency? Because you get paid by the exorcism and they'll blow up after 10 seconds!
So get Xpressorcizing today!
The patented Xpressorcist System makes exorcising the damned as easy as pie. Just throw the correct Cure Item at the possessed based on their symptoms and bingo bango, they're cured! A small word of caution, if you use a wrong Cure Item or don't apply the correct Cure Item in time, your client may explode! Unfortunately, exploded people do not pay for services rendered.
As you progress as an Xpressoricst the challenge only grows, but fortunately you can check out your handy dandy Employee Catalog for all the latest and greatest in Xpressorcist technology to upgrade your desk, making exorcisms a breeze!
Uncover the conspiracy behind why so many people are being possessed. Depending on your choices you will get one of multiple different endings!
Enjoy an extra challenge? Try to see how many of the endless line of possessed you can exorcise! Just be careful, because it is three strikes and you're out!
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