Van V. Vamp

Van v. Vamp is a break-neck comedy revenge FPS about rescuing your wife from an army of creepy vampire suitors that are still in love with you.

Use stakes, shotguns, holy water, cursed talking swords, and a whole lotta garlic to rescue your wife Imogen from the wicked Count and his entourage, the Fanged Five.

Go, Helsing. It's up to you.

Wait, what?

Yes, that's right. The vampires are all in love with you. That's uncomfortable.

Not because they're not beautiful or anything -- but you are a married man, after all.

I mean, Van Helsing is quite the catch.

Features

Quash poor pathetic Vamps with a variety of Victorian weapons.

Fully-voiced short story campaign (with a talking sword companion).

Bust through shortcuts and rack up kills as you race to get the shortest time possible.