Collect 500 coins. Hope you’re not planning to spend it all in one place.

You’ve uncovered the hidden Mayan ruins. Some doors should probably stay closed...

You made it off the island in one piece. That’s more than most can say.

Played a match of pirate football. No rules, just rum and chaos.

Defeated the big fish. Who’s the apex predator now?

Took down the Infernal Towers. And they said it couldn’t be done.

Vanquished 50 skeletons. That's a lot of calcium.

Used 15 barrels to blow stuff up. Jack would be proud.

Looted 10 treasure chests. You're not even sharing, are you?

You died because you didn’t want to feel your buddy’s presence too close.