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Win one game
The only thing more satisfying than winning, is stepping on all the little people on your way
77.7% global
Played 50 games!
Never stop being a scrupleless 80s' guy
0.0% global
Accumulate $100,000!
You'll need a LOT more of these for your Yacht
27.7% global
Go broke in a game!
Gotta spend some to win some!
72.2% global
Have $10,000 in your wallet
Saved money doesn't make money!
16.6% global
Win 50 games!
The Rich just get richer, eh?
0.0% global
Sell 1000 stocks!
Half of these were bad investments, weren't they?
11.1% global
Buy 10000 stocks!
1%! 1%! 1%! 1%!
11.1% global
Buy 10 or more very devalued Stocks
Pull Concernacus' signature move!
27.7% global
Have 50 of a single stock!
Brave. Very Brave.
61.1% global
Win without buying any Stocks
"Im not playing!"
0.0% global
