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Cultural Collaborator
There is no keypad here, but you did it anyway
4.7% global
Back to where we met
Remembered your first when it mattered
12.0% global
Finished the game?
More like... Finished the "game".
80.2% global
Beat the boss?
What kind of boss fight was that?
35.5% global
Starfather
Got enough of Starfather's speech to make a proper mixtape
26.7% global
Placeholder Achievement 99
Your Words Go Here
30.6% global
Cool story, Bro
Pushed the button because you got bored
12.2% global
Couldn't take a hint
Old Pro had to do it for you
26.5% global
Magnum Opus
You will be known as the person who made that thing.
7.3% global
Fully Utilized
From this point on, you will have to exhaust your own content.
2.5% global
An Act of Love
This can only be...
6.9% global
Leap of Faith
The boundaries of this simulation have no hold on you.
7.8% global
Quality Assurance
Hell hath no fury like a tester scorned.
6.3% global
Master Scout
Embrace the null state
19.3% global
