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Achievements
The Final Specimen: ArrivalSync your progress to see which achievements you've unlocked.
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NEIGHBORHOOD CLEANUP
Kill all enemies in Level 2.
2.8% global
LIKE A BOSS
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
7.2% global
COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE
Bomb all autos in Level 3.
2.4% global
THE BEETUS
Blow up all soda and pizza in Level 4.
3.9% global
LIFE INSURANCE
Max out lives (hard mode only).
4.0% global
WRITER'S STRIKE
Watch every cutscene in full.
4.8% global
HIT ME BABY ZERO TIMES
Beat the entire game without taking a hit.
2.4% global
I'LL TURN TO A FRIEND
Collect all helper tokens in Level 7.
5.4% global
THIS FEATURE EXISTS
Stay underwater long enough to start the countdown timer.
3.1% global
1000 WAYS TO DIE
Die in every way possible.
2.8% global
HOLE IN THE WALL
Find the secret room in Level 5.
6.4% global
LEARNING CURVE
Get nailed by the moving spike wall in Level 1.
2.8% global
BUY GOLD!
Finish the game with the maximum number of lives.
2.5% global
THE FINAL PANCAKE
Get crushed by a building in Level 8.
3.3% global
I'VE TOLD YOU. I CAN'T DIE.
Beat the entire game without dying once.
2.4% global
WTF--BOOM!
Bomb 50 enemies.
3.5% global
SPIKED PUNCH STATS
Kill 50 enemies by punching.
10.0% global
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
Complete Level 7 without being spotted by a cop.
2.4% global
GORGE OF ETERNAL PERIL
Fall into a pit in every level with pits.
2.3% global
THE LEGENDARY LOST OFFICER
Outrun the homicidal cop living beneath the streets of Doofusville.
5.3% global
IRON WRATH
Kill 50 enemies with the Golden Horseshoe.
2.5% global
RED DEATH
Destroy all the red cars in Level 3 using the Golden Horseshoe.
2.4% global
COCKADOODLEDOO
Defeat all Rooster sub-bosses in a single game.
2.3% global
NICE TRY, BRO
Attempt to kill a Level 5 Ghost using the Golden Horseshoe.
2.4% global
HELLO AGAIN
Kill The Legendary Lost Officer with the Golden Horseshoe.
2.3% global
HORSE IN TRAINING
Beat The Final Horse on Easy Mode using no cheats.
2.8% global
GRAND MASTER HORSE
Beat The Final Horse on Hard Mode using no cheats.
2.1% global
IS THAT A TINY SHOE...?
Collect all Golden Horseshoes on Easy Mode.
2.0% global
...OR A MEGA SHOE, THE SIZE OF A HOUSE?!
Collect all Golden Horseshoes on Hard Mode.
2.0% global
THIS IS (NEVER) THE END
Beat The Final Horse on Hard Mode with the Infinite Continues cheat.
2.1% global
