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Achievements
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Punching In
Complete the Tutorial
0.0% global
Sorry Dude
Defeat Felipe
7.4% global
Manager Material
Defeat Frank
2.9% global
Behind The Door
Exit Randy's
2.9% global
Do You Get It Now?
Find all collectibles
1.4% global
Mirror Mirror
Deflect an enemy projectile
39.5% global
God, You're So Cool
Reach an S-Rank
23.1% global
Sssssucculent
Reach 5 S-Ranks back-to-back
0.7% global
Killing Spree
Perform 3 glory kills in a row
77.6% global
Customer Service
Perform 100 glory kills
20.8% global
Sniper
Perform a glory kill from 10 meters or more
68.6% global
Style Punch
Perform a glory kill while airborne
52.2% global
Drive-By
Perform a glory kill after a dash
67.9% global
Backlash
Perform a glory kill after a wall jump
49.2% global
Whiplash
Perform a glory kill after bouncing off a bumper
2.9% global
Perfect Mastery
Hit the ball 5 times in a row without it detonating
0.0% global
In Extremis
Punch the ball 0.5 seconds or less before it detonates
56.7% global
Slam
Fall 10 meters or more with a slam
60.4% global
Lunch Rush Survivor
Kill one of each enemy
0.0% global
Stay GOATED
Finish a level without taking any damage
79.1% global
Employee of the Day
Complete any level with an S score on any difficulty
2.9% global
Kinetic
Unlock the kinetic ring
70.8% global
Magnetic
Unlock the magnetic ring
23.8% global
Spacey
Unlock the space ring
6.7% global
Inert
Unlock the inertia ring
5.2% global
Iced Out
Use all rings once
1.4% global
F*ck It, We Ball
Defeat a boss with less than 10 HP remaining
1.4% global
What a Shift, Huh?
Die 10 times
16.4% global
Diego, it's Wednesday
Die 11 times
15.6% global
No, We Don't Have It In The Back
Open 50 doors
21.6% global
Burnt Out
Fail to hit the ball before it detonates
75.3% global
Cold Fries
Let the ball detonate 50 times
0.0% global
Still Standing
Survive 10 seconds at 10 HP or less
29.8% global
Bathroom Break
Pause the game 50 times
2.2% global
Smoke Break
Stay idle for 30 seconds in a level
0.7% global
