Space Salvage: Ship Happens

You’re a disposable space janitor working for the worst corporation in the galaxy.

Your job? Salvage wrecks. Meet quotas. Don’t die.

Your chances of success are… not great.

💀 WELCOME TO SALVAGE

Drift through dangerous space sectors, picking apart wreckage while everything around you tries to kill you.

• Strip ships for valuable scrap
• Navigate hazards, debris, and hostile encounters
• Get greedy → get dead

Every run is a risk. Every decision matters. And your employer expects results.

🤖 MEET SARA (YOUR “HELPFUL” AI)

You’re not alone out there.

SARA is your onboard AI assistant:

• Cheerful
• Encouraging
• Completely fine with you dying

Expect “helpful” advice like:

“This area appears safe.” (It is not safe.)

🔧 BUILD YOUR FLYING SCRAP HEAP

Start with barely functional junk. Turn it into something slightly less embarrassing.

• Swap modules mid-mission or face the consequences
• Experiment with loadouts and playstyles
• Upgrade your pod into a neon-powered salvage machine

Or explode trying.

⚡ ADAPT OR DIE

Space doesn’t care about your plans.

• React to unpredictable situations
• Manage risk vs reward constantly
• Push deeper for better loot… or escape while you still can

Most failures are your fault. SARA will agree.

🍻 CLOCK OUT (IF YOU SURVIVE)

Return to the station, collect your pay, and prepare for the next shift.

• Take on new contracts
• Improve your chances (slightly)
• Pretend you’re in control

🧠 CORPORATE VALUES

• Life is cheap
• Scrap is priceless
• Productivity is mandatory

If you enjoy chaotic gameplay, dark humour, and making increasingly bad decisions in space…