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Achievements
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You are no match for me, Billy!
Kill your first Billy Bob
40.5% global
I like you...but I have to kill you...
Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
88.7% global
Not so hip anymore!
Kill your first Orc Hipster
88.0% global
Timber!
Kill the Ent
13.7% global
MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob
96.1% global
Slimy... yet satisfying
Kill your first Grumpy Worm
32.2% global
You can't stop me, bro!
Kill your first Shotgun Knight
42.2% global
A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog
21.4% global
I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total
10.6% global
Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time
6.5% global
Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
16.4% global
You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi
25.4% global
Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy
48.3% global
Meetballs, coming up!
Kill a Billy-Goat
38.2% global
Bloody Knuckles
Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
3.6% global
You're not going to blow me up!
Kill you first Grenadier
63.2% global
Spare Ribs
Kill your first Skelton warrior
52.6% global
Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers
49.9% global
Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal
13.1% global
Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
94.8% global
Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes
22.0% global
I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes
2.4% global
Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken
32.1% global
Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs
8.1% global
Surprise!!
Buy a surpise from Melisande
50.4% global
Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf
81.9% global
Free Of Chains
Release all the chains
13.8% global
Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Pick up a Mistlefoe
66.3% global
Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator
57.0% global
Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon
94.2% global
I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up
2.7% global
Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up
2.6% global
I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up
2.4% global
Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up
2.3% global
Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song
30.6% global
European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
5.7% global
Blurry depth perception
Kill your first Sven-Olof
81.0% global
Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob
54.8% global
AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire
89.2% global
Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
39.0% global
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
52.1% global
Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies
18.2% global
My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies
8.0% global
Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times!
35.0% global
Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse
58.5% global
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire
67.5% global
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times
73.4% global
I'm going to get a concussion
Dodge 100 times
34.2% global
I want to throw up!
Dodge 500 times
8.1% global
Up and down
Jump 20 times
82.2% global
My pants squeak when I walk
Jump 100 times
52.5% global
I cant stand still!
Jump 500 times
24.2% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
2.7% global
Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
11.5% global
Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars
31.4% global
Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars
40.6% global
Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark
60.7% global
Hovering around
Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
29.7% global
That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
87.2% global
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
63.6% global
Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
42.9% global
You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
15.6% global
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
5.1% global
Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs
25.9% global
Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
24.3% global
Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100%
8.7% global
Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100%
7.1% global
Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100%
3.9% global
Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100%
8.6% global
Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100%
5.2% global
Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100%
5.1% global
Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100%
6.5% global
Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100%
14.5% global
Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100%
5.6% global
Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100%
4.7% global
Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100%
4.6% global
Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100%
3.3% global
Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100%
3.8% global
Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100%
6.4% global
Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
8.1% global
Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
19.9% global
Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
2.9% global
Co-Whoop
Play together with at least one of your friends
23.5% global
