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NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD
Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty
2.7% global
Marathon Runner
Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save
34.8% global
Reporting for duty!
Suit up
88.3% global
Safe Heaven
Unlock your first Safe Room
44.2% global
Pub Brawl
Start an argument at The Broken Seal
32.3% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
9.0% global
Daily Bonus
Claim a free daily drink at the Mall
6.4% global
Little Plushy Man
Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home
3.3% global
AFK
Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption
3.1% global
Crime Averted
Save a fish from suffocation
4.0% global
Myth, busted!
Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives
15.0% global
Humiliation!
Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists
2.9% global
Death Incarnate
Kill 1,000 Enemies
16.9% global
Buddy System
Buddy-up with Jonathan
17.6% global
Sharp and Shiny
Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon
6.0% global
Sharp Shooter
Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away
19.4% global
Gwyn Simp
Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session
2.9% global
Unionize!
Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper
8.0% global
Humanity's Second Chance
Reach the streets
27.7% global
Homecoming
Visit Dawn's home
23.4% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
17.0% global
Paper Forever
Fight through the Liancria Office Complex
21.8% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
15.4% global
DPS LFG
Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode
3.9% global
Overkill
Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active
1.7% global
Save the World, bro!
Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO
3.2% global
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Trigger a Trash Tornado
4.4% global
Mozzarella Miracle!
Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza
10.6% global
Embrace The Chaos
Complete Chapter 1 in Special Campaign
1.5% global
Strongbox
Unlock an Encounter Chest in Special Campaign
2.4% global
