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Achievements
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Prof. Liv
Won the Game with Liv
12.9% global
Prof. Gertrude
Won the Game with Gertrude
12.9% global
Prof. Rolf
Won the Game with Rolf
13.3% global
Prof. Abtin
Won the Game with Abtin
13.3% global
Prof. Tessa
Won the Game with Tessa
12.1% global
Prof. Knut
Won the Game with Knut
11.7% global
Graduate
Complete the game on BSc. difficulty
61.0% global
Master's Graduate
Complete the game on MSc. difficulty
10.0% global
Doctor
Complete the game on PhD difficulty
22.5% global
Post-humanist performance
Complete the game on Postdoc difficulty
10.8% global
The best Buttocks
Complete the game on Assistant Professor difficulty
10.0% global
Excellent Office Mate
Survive the Office
61.5% global
Lab Rat
Survive the Lab
17.1% global
Hot hot hot
Survive the Conference Talk and Defeat the Theranosaurus
9.6% global
Good job Pooblishing
Publish 10k papers
41.4% global
Buzz buzz buzz
Implement the Auto-Buzz word sprinkler
10.0% global
Circular References
I cite you, you cite me
13.8% global
Claim Credit
You invented that in your cryptic paper after all
14.6% global
Enter the Matrix
The simulation environment publishes for you now
17.1% global
Flex to the Max
So much travel, so important
10.8% global
IMRaDicalization
Join the cult of IMRaD
13.8% global
Keynote Preacher
Preach them Keys
9.6% global
Where the Words End,
The World Ends
12.1% global
Master-crafted Papers
Acquire max level Papers
30.9% global
Master-crafted Abstracts
Acquire max level Late Breaking Abstracts
19.6% global
Master-crafted Chapters
Acquire max level Book Chapters
22.1% global
Master-crafted Journals
Acquire max level Journal Papers
11.2% global
Master-crafted Speech
Acquire max level Speech
11.7% global
Master-crafted Social Media Posts
Acquire max level Social Media Posts
14.2% global
Master-crafted Students?
Acquire max level Students
22.5% global
Master-crafted Charisma
Acquire max level Charisma
11.2% global
Steadfast
Win a game with 100% scientific integrity on MSc. difficulty or higher
6.2% global
Achieved much, but at what cost?
Win a game with 0% scientific integrity
16.7% global
