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I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Discover the secret crack den.
4.5% global
No Way Trailer Home
Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
1.6% global
We still ain't got no budget!
Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
5.4% global
One Side, Gramps
Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
9.0% global
Breezy, not sleezy
Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
8.2% global
Holocaust: Part Trois
Reunite with an old enemy, again.
6.0% global
4 can play that game!
Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
1.8% global
Look ma, I'm a HOBO!
Construct your homeless beggar sign.
55.6% global
And remember, respect is everything!
Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
15.5% global
Mean Kitty
As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
2.6% global
Lynched
Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
4.0% global
Lame of Thrones
Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
1.6% global
Yippee Ki-Yay
Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
2.0% global
Scooter Tutor
Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
1.5% global
Highscore, what does that mean?
Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
2.3% global
Dude Vinci Code
Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
2.2% global
One of Uwe's Best
Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).
1.0% global
Still playing with dolls!
Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
1.1% global
Roadhouse
Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
1.4% global
Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This
Complete the game with no kills.
1.1% global
Don't forget to wash your hands!
Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
11.9% global
PISSASSO
Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
3.2% global
Can we fix it? No we can't!
Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
3.4% global
