© 2026

Achievements
ParadigmSync your progress to see which achievements you've unlocked.
Log in to track
High Five Me Again, Yeah
You high fived the arm one too many times.
16.3% global

We Don't Go There
You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
15.3% global

Kvlt Grooves
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
8.7% global

Notavirus.exe
You installed a virus in IT.
6.0% global

Carpal Tunnel Revenue
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
6.3% global

Down in the Dungeon
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
10.8% global

High Fidelity
You collected all the audio tapes.
6.1% global

Toast My Buns
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
14.9% global

Quak Me Hard
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
13.5% global

Oh My What Long Arms You Have
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
12.8% global

Succulent Space Odyseey
You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
16.6% global

Keeps Me Company
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
9.2% global

Dope
You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
51.2% global

Qualified IT Consultant
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
8.9% global

There's No Place Like Wall
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
12.6% global

Crowd Pleaser
You learned some sweet dance moves.
18.7% global

F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
26.6% global

Koniec
You completed Paradigm. Dope.
19.5% global