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Achievements
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Complete Normal Difficulty
Beat a level on normal difficulty.
54.6% global
Complete Hard Difficulty
Beat a level on hard difficulty.
35.7% global
Complete Insane Difficulty
Beat a level on insane difficulty.
23.0% global
Welcome Intern
Beat the first level.
78.8% global
You're Hired
Beat the final level.
32.1% global
Workplace Diversity
Unlock every playable character.
20.2% global
Pimp My Ride
Unlock every chair ability.
29.1% global
Full Armory
Unlock every weapon.
23.5% global
The Magician
Beat a level using only your ability.
4.9% global
The Soldier
Beat a level using only your weapon.
20.0% global
Resourceful
Beat a level without filling all power up slots.
3.7% global
Chill Guy
Move less than 20 meters within a minute.
13.0% global
Employee Training
Play a game of PVP.
18.4% global
Salary Increase
Win a game of PVP.
12.6% global
Unfireable
Win a game of PVP without losing once.
1.8% global
The Icarus Experiment
Defeat 79 players in PVP.
2.5% global
Happy New Year
Use the "Confetti Cannon" together with a evolved stack of "Conflict Solver"
3.0% global
Last Man Pro Skater
Grind a total of 1000 meters.
54.9% global
Destructive Behavior
Do 100 000 000 Damage in one run
1.2% global
Air Ball
When performing a slam dunk, stay in the air for at least 2 seconds before hitting the ground
35.6% global
Shopaholic
Buy every item in the vending machine in one run.
2.9% global
Bring Your Kids To Work Day
Have 20 summons on the map at once
26.6% global
Bulking Season
Have 300 overhealth.
11.2% global
Slaphappy
Hit 30 enemies with one slap.
7.7% global
Final Stand
Fully charge the "Steady Shot" upgrade for the Long Gun or Water Gun and remain in it for 20 seconds.
2.1% global
Untouchable
Beat a level on normal or higher without taking any damage
32.6% global
H - E Double Hockey Sticks
Beat a level on max custom difficulty.
2.1% global
Office Olympics
Travel a total of 10 000 meters
93.3% global
One Shot, Multi-Kill
Kill 10 enemies with a single shot
67.1% global
Suck-Up
Keep all 3 executives alive during "protect the executives" quest
35.3% global
Imagine If I Had A Real Weapon
Win a PVP match with the Chair Spin "Get The Boot" powerup equipped
0.7% global
Bullet Stream
Have splitter, little friend and mowdown equipped at once.
1.9% global
Metal Fusion
Spawn 30 spinners at once
7.8% global
Let It Rip
Kill 20 enemies with one chairspin
22.5% global
Senior Intern
Beat all levels on insane mode
1.7% global
Employee Of The Month
Unlock All Content
5.1% global
Teamwork
Complete a level of pve swarm with a friend
52.9% global
The Last Man Sitting
Win 5 pvp games in a row
1.8% global
Is This Brine?
Equip the Brine spray, anchor and reel'em in powerups
1.2% global
Rave-Bot
Have both factory and laserscan equipped at the same time
6.8% global
Studied The Blade
Deal 1000000 amount of damage using only katana
7.1% global
Bull Market
Shoot the balls of the bull in devil's den
16.3% global
Art Critic
Destroy every statue once.
47.5% global
Stacked
Have a full loadout of fully upgraded powerups
20.4% global
Stingy
Have 1000s unspent icarus credits
26.6% global
