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Bienvenue dans La France!
You've entered into the mysterious kingdom where all girls have hair under their arms.
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Our souvenir shop is closed
Get rid of the tourist dudes.
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Corrupt Church
Get rid of the Catholic priest and the horny nun.
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Eat The Rich
Get rid of the French aristocrats. It's guillotine time!
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Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm)
Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm), where all your sins are forgiven!
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Not handsome enough to enter into a nightclub
Like in real life, the bouncers told you you look like a peasant.
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Hidden Achievement
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You're NOT Jacques Brel, Monsieur!
You made French music even less popular worldwide! And Jacques Brel wasn't even French!
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La Sainte Semi-Hard-On!
Come for the syphilis! Stay for the chastest and holiest sword of the whole Christendom!
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Hidden Achievement
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You are proactive and corporate-minded!
You followed a boring business and marketing PowerPoint presentation.
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Atonement with the Father
Hopefully, LucasArts & Disney's lawyers won't see this.
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Hidden Achievement
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Electromagnetism rules!
You have discovered the link between magnetism and electricity 6 centuries before Faraday & Maxwell.
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Hidden Achievement
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Hidden Achievement
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Hidden Achievement
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