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Achievements
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Learning the ropes
Complete the tutorial, first video game unlocked.
53.5% global
Survive
Survival Mode unlocked.
42.5% global
We are the Champions
Beat the game.
8.5% global
Get a life
Get all the stars.
2.7% global
Combo Amateur
Get a 5 combo streak.
53.1% global
Combo Expert
Get a 20 combo streak.
35.8% global
Combo Master
Get a 50 combo streak.
26.7% global
Combo Supreme
Get a 100 combo streak.
9.2% global
Cell Killer
Destroy 500 clonocells.
34.6% global
Cell Destroyer
Destroy 2000 clonocells.
22.8% global
Cell Exterminator
Destroy 5000 clonocells.
13.8% global
Cell Genocide
Destroy 10000 clonocells.
7.1% global
Kill'em before they lay eggs
Kill 500 big clonocells.
11.7% global
Kill'em before they grow
Kill 2000 medium clonocells.
8.2% global
Just kill'em
Kill 5000 small clonocells.
9.6% global
Survivalist
Survive 1 minute in Survival Mode.
10.2% global
Die Hard
Survive 3 minutes in Survival Mode.
5.9% global
Highlanderish
Survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode.
4.2% global
Moves like Alke
Survive 10 minutes in Survival Mode.
2.6% global
I saw a fairy
Summon a magic fairy.
5.9% global
Basic can be good
Destroy 10 or more clonocells with a single normal shot.
6.5% global
Becoming a Cat
Have more than 4 lives.
43.4% global
Machine Gun Joe
Get a 30 combo streak with the machine gun.
20.1% global
Let it go
Destroy 20 clonocells while time is frozen.
19.0% global
Hardcore Math
Get a 30 combo streak with the Eureka gun.
10.9% global
A.T. Field
Win a level with the shield active.
15.5% global
Jedi Master
Destroy 20 or more clonocells with a single laser shot.
3.2% global
Over 9000
Destroy 20 clonocells while you're immune.
2.7% global
Burn, baby, burn
Get a 30 combo streak with the flamethrower.
2.4% global
Big Bang
Destroy 20 clonocells with a bomb.
5.1% global
Multitasking
Get a 30 combo streak with the Havoc gun.
2.6% global
Comrade Juanito
Save the Blockits video game.
29.9% global
Russian Dancing Kid
Win a level without getting hit by a block in the Blockits game.
44.0% global
Block Collector
Destroy every different Blockits block.
51.9% global
Break Some Blocks
Save the Arkadroid video game.
23.0% global
Hipster Longboard
Win a level with a large ship in the Arkadroid game.
27.5% global
Blockbuster
Destroy 2000 Arkadroid blocks.
2.8% global
Tarzan Knock Off
Save the Wonderland video game.
16.4% global
Axe Repellent
Win a level without getting hit by an axe in the Wonderland game.
22.1% global
Lazy Bastard
Win a level without shooting cells in the Wonderland game.
2.9% global
Pizza Man
Save the Pillman video game.
14.3% global
Take that, Morpheus!
Win a level using only two pills in the Pillman game.
2.4% global
You Spin Me Round
Go around a Pillman level 5 times in the same direction.
8.5% global
Snow Hero
Save the Snow Sises video game.
12.3% global
Olympic Gold
Win a level without getting hit by the snow in the Snow Sises game.
14.5% global
Winter is coming
Remove the snow from 2000 clonocells in the Snow Sises game.
2.7% global
Grasshopper Juanito
Save the Kung-Fu Blaster video game.
11.3% global
Evading Dragons
Win a level without getting hit by a dragon in the Kung-Fu Blaster game.
12.2% global
With fists as fast as lightning
Destroy 200 Kung-Fu Blaster jars before they explode.
5.7% global
Oh! The memories!
Save the Boing video game.
10.4% global
Tennis Player
Win a level without getting hit by the ball in the Boing game.
11.4% global
Paradox
Win during a draw in the Boing game.
8.8% global
Plumbers VS Gorillas
Save the Monkey Gong video game.
9.7% global
Protecting the classics
Win a level without getting hit by the flames in the Monkey Gong game.
10.4% global
No structural integrity
Destroy 1000 platforms in the Monkey Gong game.
2.3% global
Go Play with Pissed Off Birds!
Lose in the first level of the first game.
26.4% global
Please, try again
Survive less than 30 seconds in Survival Mode.
10.0% global
Blockhead!
Lose all your lives in a Blockits level due to the blocks.
25.3% global
You have been axed
Lose all your lives in a Wonderland level due to the axes.
15.1% global
Made for the summer
Lose all your lives in a Snow Sises level due to the snowy cells.
8.2% global
Dungeons without Dragons
Lose all your lives in a Kung-Fu Blaster level due to the dragons.
4.5% global
Not a Pro
Lose all your lives in a Boing level due to the ball and rackets.
5.3% global
Roasted
Lose all your lives in a Monkey Gong level due to the flames.
5.4% global
Lenin's Shame
Die 3 consecutive times in a Blockits level.
30.0% global
Destructoid
Die 3 consecutive times in an Arkadroid level.
19.0% global
Axe in the head
Die 3 consecutive times in a Wonderland level.
18.7% global
Pac Fail
Die 3 consecutive times in a Pillman level.
11.6% global
Evil Snow
Die 3 consecutive times in a Snow Sises level.
11.3% global
Seagal's career
Die 3 consecutive times in a Kung-Fu Blaster level.
9.6% global
Without a racket
Die 3 consecutive times in a Boing level.
9.8% global
Monkey Fodder
Die 3 consecutive times in a Monkey Gong level.
8.7% global
Survive with a friend
Survival Coop Mode unlocked.
36.5% global
Mad Juanito
Beat all the levels in Hardcore Mode.
2.0% global
Extra Battery
Get the first upgrade to the Arcade Gun.
21.3% global
Megaboy
Get the second upgrade to the Arcade Gun.
14.0% global
Tiny Dragons
Survive 1 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
5.4% global
Strong Dragons
Survive 3 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
3.1% global
Dynamic Duo
Survive 5 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
2.8% global
Masters of the Universe
Survive 10 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
2.3% global
Big Boss
Beat the ClonoBoss in Hardcore Mode.
2.3% global
It's not about the money
Collect 100 clovers for St. Patrick's Day
6.6% global
