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Black Has Back
Collect Black Weiner
80.9% global
Blue Doesn't Poo
Collect Blue Weiner
83.3% global
Cyan Never Says Bye-Ann
Collect Cyan Weiner
88.0% global
FREE LONDON
Collect NO ULEZ Weiner
95.2% global
Gold Never Moulds
Collect Gold Weiner
100.0% global
Gray Should Pay (for your crimes)
Collect Gray Weiner
88.0% global
Pink Don't Stink
Collect Pink Weiner
90.4% global
Red Doesn't Go Bed
Collect Red Weiner
83.3% global
White Always Bites
Collect White Weiner
100.0% global
Master of Weiners
Complete Weiner Town
69.0% global
Black On The Tracks
Collect Black Kiev
66.6% global
Blue Never Grew
Collect Blue Kiev
71.4% global
Cyan Was A Sea-Man
Collect Cyan Kiev
73.8% global
Gray Never Stays
Collect Gray Kiev
69.0% global
Orange... nothing rhymes with this one.
Collect Orange Kiev
73.8% global
Pink Is In Sync
Collect Pink Kiev
69.0% global
Red Uses Twitter, Not Threads
Collect Red Kiev
69.0% global
Goblin of Kievs
Complete Kiev Central
66.6% global
Through Goes Blue!
Collect Blue F1 Car
52.3% global
Brown Wears The Crown
Collect Brown F1 Car
54.7% global
Dark Gray Wins Marina Bay
Collect Dark Gray F1 Car
52.3% global
Gray Always Sprays
Collect Gray F1 Car
54.7% global
Green Is Very Keen
Collect Green F1 Car
57.1% global
Light Blue Just Flew
Collect Light Blue F1 Car
54.7% global
The Fake 2024 Champs
Collect Orange F1 Car
54.7% global
Papaya Is The Messiah
Collect Papaya F1 Car
59.5% global
Pastel Pinks At The Ice Rink
Collect Pastel Pink F1 Car
54.7% global
Pink Is On The Brink (of DRS)
Collect Pink F1 Car
59.5% global
Purple Is In The Gravel
Collect Purple F1 Car
54.7% global
Red Isn't Coming Out The Shed
Collect Red F1 Car
57.1% global
White Hits The Apex Tight
Collect White F1 Car
59.5% global
Wood Isn't Good
Collect Wood F1 Car
54.7% global
Yellow Is Very Mellow
Collect Yellow F1 Car
54.7% global
Winner Of Grand Prixs
Complete Silverstone
45.2% global
Blue Makes A Brew
Collect Blue Bus
42.8% global
Brown Doesn't Like To Drown
Collect Brown Bus
42.8% global
Dark Gray Isn't A Sleigh (it's a bus.)
Collect Dark Gray Bus
40.4% global
Dark Green Is The Queen (RIP Lizzy)
Collect Dark Green Bus
42.8% global
Gray Knows The Way
Collect Gray Bus
42.8% global
Light Blue Is A Hue
Collect Light Blue Bus
42.8% global
Lime Knows The Time
Collect Lime Bus
42.8% global
Orange Go Beep Beep Innit Bruv
Collect Orange Bus
42.8% global
Pink Needs A Tinkle
Collect Pink Bus
42.8% global
Purple Is Delayed
Collect Purple Bus
42.8% global
Tan Needs Some Fans
Collect Tan Bus
42.8% global
Teal Has A Tesco Meal Deal
Collect Teal Bus
42.8% global
White Is The Night
Collect White Bus
42.8% global
Yellow Is A Jolly Good Fellow
Collect Yellow Bus
42.8% global
Scheduler of Buses
Complete Bus Station
40.4% global
Red Has The Bread
Collect Red Bus
42.8% global
Central Likes A-
Collect Central Weiner
57.1% global
Coffee Won The Trophy
Collect Coffee Shop Weiner
45.2% global
House Has No Spouse
Collect House Weiner
54.7% global
Bakery Has Savory Bagels
Collect Bakery Weiner
50.0% global
Market Didn't Spark It
Collect Market Weiner
52.3% global
Black Wants A Snack
Collect Black Bike
33.3% global
Blue Didn't Queue
Collect Blue Bike
35.7% global
Brown Doesn't Wear A Gown
Collect Brown Bike
35.7% global
Cyan Doesn't Tan
Collect Cyan Bike
35.7% global
Dark Red Gives He- *ahem*
Collect Dark Red Bike
35.7% global
Hazel Gives Appraisal
Collect Hazel Bike
35.7% global
Green Like Pe-
Collect Green Bike
33.3% global
Grey Says Okay
Collect Grey Bike
35.7% global
Light Blue Is New!
Collect Light Blue Bike
35.7% global
Lime Knows Its Time
Collect Lime Bike
35.7% global
Orange, Tangerine. Same thing.
Collect Orange Bike
35.7% global
Pink Has A Kink
Collect Pink Bike
35.7% global
Purple Is A Turtle
Collect Purple Bike
35.7% global
Red Has No Tyre Tread
Collect Red Bike
35.7% global
Tan Has A Clan
Collect Tan Bike
35.7% global
White Drinks Sprite
Collect White Bike
35.7% global
Wood Comes From The Hood
Collect Wood Bike
35.7% global
Forklift Does Drifts
Collect Forklift Bike
35.7% global
Yellow Eats Jell-O
Collect Yellow Bike
35.7% global
Rider of Bikes
Complete Bike Depot
30.9% global
Cursed Second Seat
Collect RB F1 Car
33.3% global
Barely Scraped 2024
Collect McLaren F1 Car
30.9% global
Forged in Old Glory
Collect Williams F1 Car
33.3% global
Black Don't Have Plaque
Collect Black Train
23.8% global
Brick Wants D-
Collect Brick Train
21.4% global
Browns Going To Town
Collect Brown Train
21.4% global
Cyan Is A JGWS Stan
Collect Cyan Train
23.8% global
Dark Blue Arrives At Two
Collect Dark Blue Train
21.4% global
Dark Green Cut Her Spleen
Collect Dark Green Train
21.4% global
Grass Wants That A-
Collect Grass Train
21.4% global
Green Is The Queen
Collect Green Train
21.4% global
Gray Doesn't Like The Spray
Collect Gray Train
21.4% global
Light Blew Said Phew!
Collect Light Blue Train
23.8% global
Light Gray Knows How To Slay
Collect Light Gray Train
21.4% global
Light Red Dreads (the peak commute)
Collect Light Red Train
21.4% global
Lime Enjoys Grime
Collect Lime Train
21.4% global
orange is a fruit btw
Collect Orange Train
19.0% global
Pink Wants To Shrink
Collect Pink Train
21.4% global
Purple Likes Kerbal (SP)
Collect Purple Train
21.4% global
Red Can't Remember What Was Said
Collect Red Train
21.4% global
Tan Wants The Ban
Collect Tan Train
21.4% global
it was all Yellow
Collect Yellow Train
21.4% global
White Is Mean Out of Spite
Collect White Train
21.4% global
Wood you rather? I'm good.
Collect Wood Train
21.4% global
Shunter of Trains
Complete Strawb Street
19.0% global
