Grow a Girlfriend

Make choices to navigate both existential dread and a budding relationship while you date a mushroom girl that only lives for 3 days. Eat her at the end - or see what happens when you refuse.

Welcome to MeetnEat™

"Our fungal experts have finally created mushrooms girls! Eat them, love them, hurt yourself with them - It's all up to you, dear consumer!"

"With a lifespan of only 3 days, they'll conveniently dry up and die before the nagging wears you down."

Mushroom Girls in Stock:

Grow Button, an upbeat and playful mushroom who is perfectly fine with you eating her!

Or Alice, our toxic mushroom designed to prioritise your satisfaction, no matter what.

Or Sai, a psychedelic mushroom who we added PURELY FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES.

Features (~8 hours of gameplay)

• Go on dates and fall in love with mushroom girls.
• Cook them into delicious dishes, like omelettes and smores.
• Hand holding, kissing, snuggling, and literally sleeping with them.
• Guide or neglect them through their existential crises.
• Heal or deteriorate your own mental health.
• Spray them every day so they stay nice and moist!
• Camping, friend-zoning, imprisonment, emotional manipulation, and much more!

3 Mushrooms. 22 Endings.

Manage your mushroom's mental health and affection carefully. All characters have their own personalities and unique struggles - including you! Make your story as horrific or as heart-warming as you desire!