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Welcome Aboard!
Complete the tutorial.
36.4% global
Professional
Complete a play through on hard difficulty.
2.5% global
Employee of the Year
Complete a play through on any difficulty without getting a single infraction.
1.6% global
Foodie
Unlock all the toppings.
2.1% global
Office Bully
Tell 25 coworkers to shut up in a single successful play through on any difficulty.
4.3% global
Party Pooper
Soil yourself 25 times
2.3% global
I'm Freakin Out, Man
Complete a play through with the shrooms topping enabled on any difficulty
1.9% global
Office Ninja
Complete a level without alerting a single coworker on any difficulty.
2.4% global
Office Manager
Turn in 100 TPS reports.
1.6% global
Sweet Susurrations
Fart 100 times.
9.2% global
