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Welcome to God Damn's World
Get killed lol
86.0% global
Friendly Being
Don't kill any talkative animals.
9.5% global
Good speed
Beat game in 15 mins.
3.8% global
Mercy Guy
Kill Tim before killing Santa's Idiot
14.8% global
Shut up
Kill Nameless Crap.
21.0% global
Hard Path
Kill George before killing Tim
13.0% global
Spiderman 1
Kill 250 small spiders.
34.1% global
Spiderman 2
Kill 500 small spiders.
26.5% global
Spiderman 3
Kill 1000 small spiders.
13.3% global
Holy Cow
Kill a big spider.
27.1% global
No Friendship
Kill the Capybara.
6.9% global
Secret path
Secret path!!
18.3% global
Immortal Badass
Complete the game without taking damage.
2.8% global
Golden Skulls
Gather all skull collectibles.
7.5% global
Quest Complete
Beat the game.
24.5% global
Death to all!!
Kill all talkative animals.
3.9% global
