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Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
31.5% global
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
29.3% global
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
40.4% global
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
54.5% global
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
11.6% global
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
46.8% global
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
33.7% global
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
52.3% global
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.4% global
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.5% global
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
22.3% global
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.2% global
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
13.0% global
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
16.3% global
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
17.6% global
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.7% global
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
47.8% global
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
49.7% global
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
4.9% global
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
8.9% global
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
10.9% global
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.9% global
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
35.3% global
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
4.8% global
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
48.7% global
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
16.5% global
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.4% global
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
50.6% global
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.5% global
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
6.9% global
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
36.3% global
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
26.4% global
Don't Panic
srsly
5.4% global
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.5% global
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
4.1% global
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
7.0% global
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
3.2% global
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
16.0% global
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
25.0% global
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
4.0% global
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
3.0% global
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
7.6% global
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.9% global
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.5% global
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5% global
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.3% global
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
28.5% global
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.4% global
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
19.8% global
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.1% global
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
18.5% global
BFF
Lick a friend
2.1% global
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
15.9% global
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.1% global
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
4.8% global
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
7.9% global
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.1% global
Jörgen
Jörgen.
7.1% global
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.8% global
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
5.5% global
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
10.0% global
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
3.3% global
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
3.8% global
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
4.3% global
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
8.0% global
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.4% global
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
3.2% global
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
3.0% global
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
11.4% global
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2.1% global
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
3.9% global
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
5.7% global
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6% global
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2% global
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.7% global
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9% global
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9% global
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.3% global
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3% global
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
2.0% global
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.3% global
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.8% global
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9% global
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.8% global
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.7% global
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.8% global
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.7% global
I am Bread
Are you bread?
4.4% global
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.9% global
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.8% global
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.7% global
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.8% global
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2.6% global
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.2% global
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.8% global
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.6% global
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.7% global
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9% global
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.6% global
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.6% global
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.6% global
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.6% global
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.8% global
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.7% global
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.6% global
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
2.0% global
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.7% global
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.4% global
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.4% global
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.4% global
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.4% global
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.5% global
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2.7% global
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.8% global
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.5% global
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.4% global
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8% global
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.8% global
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.6% global
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.9% global
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2.9% global
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.2% global
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.6% global
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.6% global
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.7% global
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.6% global
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.5% global
