Galaxy for Dummies

About the Game

Galaxy for Dummies is a ridiculous roguelike auto-battler set in a chaotic, cartoon-style sci-fi universe. Your mission? Recruit the weirdest alien commanders you can find, assemble bizarre teams, and outsmart everything the galaxy throws at you. No space academy diploma required.

The Story

The galaxy is falling apart… probably. No one’s entirely sure, but there’s a lot of shouting, laser fire, and exploding moons. As the least qualified commander in the universe, you’re tasked with saving it or at least making it through alive one absurd battle at a time.

Core Gameplay

• Roguelike Auto-Battler: Build a team of up to 5 alien units, each with unique abilities and wacky personalities.
• Recruit & Upgrade: Spend your hard-earned space coins between battles to buy, swap, and upgrade units.
• Synergy Madness: Combine units for special effects – from chain lightning to summoning space slugs.
• Adapt or Explode: Every run is different, with random shop rolls, enemy lineups, and planet hazards.

Progression

• 40 Waves Across 4 Planets: Each planet brings unique enemies, environmental effects, and a final boss.
• Unlock New Units & Commanders: Permanent progression between runs keeps the chaos fresh.
• Experiment with Builds: Mix factions, skills, and items to find broken combos… before your enemies do.

Features

• 🪐 Quirky Sci-Fi World: From space-worm taverns to laser-powered toilets, no two runs feel the same.