DopeNet

Thank you for choosing DopeNet. The dark web drug dealing sim that 9/10 Moms prefer!

Log in now for a fast-paced digital selling spree! Buy low and sell high, take risks and stack chip - all while avoiding the feds, basement dwelling hackers and butthurt dating app rejects.

How to DopeNet: Your loan is approved! DopeNet loan sharks are human garbage, so be sure to pay off your debt in 30 days or less (*WITH INTEREST *or it’s your cheeks)!

Start Making Money: Monitor our digital marketplace for product, buy when prices are low, select a new city to trade in and SELL HIGH!

Get Lucky: Check your inbox for opportunities to invest in yourself, such as the DopeNet lottery or Fontucky Derby horse races.

Current Alerts: Hack attempts on DopeNet wallets, law enforcement ramping up raids and seizure of DopeNet product. BlvckShield Security is currently monitoring for all threats.

DopeNet is not responsible for: injury, death, emotional trauma, police raids, exotic animal attacks, pregnancy or explosive diarrhea.

WE WENT OFF. MAJOR UPDATES:

Welcome to the FlexMart Era and Dumpster Fire Contracts!

BRAND SPANKING NEW:

• DFC Portal - Your DopeNet day job. Use your dope flipping skills to complete failing Dumpster FIre Contracts! Earn money to spend in DopeNet's newest business: FlexMart.

• FlexMart - Your one stop shop for: Hitmen, Luxury gifts, Petty Gifts, Strip Clubs and Charitable Donations. This is a social feature - The hits are sent at other players, as are gifts. The strip club is for you and the charity is pooled between everyone.

• DopeNet Ledger: Every FlexMart transaction is made public on the ledger. See who sent what to who. Who's the biggest strip club spender or philanthropist. It all lives in the ledger.

• Make it Rain - Our new make it rain mechanic allows you to make dollars fly at the strip club and to the less fortunate.

• Get high on your own supply - You can now actually take free samples of the products in DopeNet, take it easy on the Devil Dust.

• Tons of quality of life and performance fixes - it's smoother and faster than ever across all devices.

The ClapBack Pack:

A complete overhaul from launch:

• 3 Brand New Game Modes: 1v1 Duels, Plug Play and Dumpster Fire Contracts (Experimental)
• Loads of new messages, avatars, titles and of course.. HORSES!
• Hundreds of bug fixes and quality of life improvements, this thing is purring now!
• Revamped online system, including: player profiles, stats tracking, Plug Codes and improved leaderboards

New Modes:

• Plug Play: A Daily Competition between all the dealers of DopeNet. Everyone gets the same seeded 30 day run (minus gambling variance) and the #1 Plug sits atop the leaderboard (until they're dethroned). Every 24 hours, a new Plug Play goes live and the leaderboards are reset!
• 1v1 Duels: Go head up against other dealers in an asynchronous 30 day run. Both dealers get the same prices and find out who the GOAT is. Pew pew.
• Dumpster Fire Contracts: Take over failing DopeNet accounts and try to turn a profit despite all the bullshit. Super low startup fees, super high interest and even a mode for degenerates. (NOW ROLLED INTO DFC PORTAL)

SELL HIGH. FREE OUR CEO.