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Steal donuts to feed your fat cryptid wife or die trying! Donuts for Deer Teeth is a top-down, roguelite brawler where your only goal is to steal whatever you can get your grubby little raccoon paws on before shoving it in the face of some weird deer-faced skull thing.
"Something stirs in the woods. It is ancient. It is hungry... for donuts."
You are Hoodie. Chronically unemployable and with a chip on your shoulder, you come across something in the woods. Something ancient, something that needs helps. Something... called Mari!
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