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Feeling Saw?
Be A Douche And Land On A Saw
72.4% global
Reverse Engineering.
Be An Adventurous Little Knight
8.6% global
Wow! You Can Jump!
Complete First level.
94.2% global
Seriously?
I Have No Words.
47.8% global
Tap, tap Taparoo.
Nevermore
4.3% global
Indy Would Be Proud
Outrun Baldy.
14.4% global
No More Meat.
Go Vegan.
21.7% global
No No No No No No
No No No No No No No
4.3% global
Lawyers At The Ready.
Chapter 2
55.0% global
More Beans Mr Taggart?
Chapter 3
23.1% global
Glad Its Not DOS.
Chapter 4
13.0% global
An Accident Waiting To Happen
Chapter 5
13.0% global
Impressive...Most Impressive!
Nice Work!
13.0% global
WooHoo!
Thanks For Playing
13.0% global
