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David Roman Caldera / Caldera Peak Studios · 15 Apr 2025
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Don't Be A Baby! is side scrolling run and gun with heavy influences from Metal Slug and Cuphead but with a focus on story and animated cutscenes to convey a hilarious narrative inspired from the works of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Mike Jude, and Matt Groening.
Don't Be A Baby! is a humorous and action-packed side-scrolling run and gun game with a twist: instead of changing other objects, the player's bottle weapon shoots in different patterns! With a hilarious narrative, players take on the role of Max Murphy, a baby who has finally had enough of his neglectful mother and decides to venture out into the world on his own. As he navigates through the city's nightlife, Max must use his wits and his trusty bottle weapon to defend himself against a variety of colorful enemies, including drunken partygoers, strippers, and other unsavory characters.
Each level is focused on a boss fight, with four bosses having their own unique levels to battle through. The game also features a skateboarding level and a flying level, adding some variety to the gameplay.
The game is packed with 12 unique songs, a free demo, and 4 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3D.
12 levels
5 boss's with 3 having their own levels.
4 weapons
1 Skateboarding level 1 Flying level where he is on a drone
12 Cutscenes
3 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3d
10 unique songs
Free Demo
English
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