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Achievements
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Stoner
Collect 30 Joints
100.0% global
Valley Girl
Collect 15 Booze
100.0% global
Like a Chimney
Collect 20 Pack O' Darts
100.0% global
Pothead
Collect 100 Joints
100.0% global
That Guy...
Collect 100 Booze
100.0% global
Selma & Patty
Collect 100 Pack O' Darts
100.0% global
Wait Up!
Converted by Chubby Missionary
100.0% global
... Soul?
Converted by Ginger Missionary
100.0% global
Ulterior Motives
Converted by Pastor
100.0% global
Closet Missionary
Converted 10 times
100.0% global
Secretly Likes It
Converted 25 times
100.0% global
On-Deck ArchBishop
Converted 40 times
100.0% global
Denial
Score a 75
100.0% global
Buck Fiddy!
Score a 150
100.0% global
Hammertime
Score a 300
100.0% global
Go Away
Survive the Acolyte
100.0% global
Stop It
Survive the Vicar
100.0% global
I Said NO!
Survive the ArchBishop
100.0% global
Metal Head
Complete the Underground
100.0% global
Bone Daddy
Survive the Graveyard
100.0% global
Baby Got Quack
Complete Duck City
100.0% global
Happy Ending
Collect 15 Conks
100.0% global
Sticky Situation
Collect 25 Nudey Mags
100.0% global
It's Good Conk!
Collect 100 Conks
100.0% global
Magazine Collector
Collect 100 Nudey Mags
100.0% global
