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Stardom
Beat the game without dying a single time.
11.5% global
You are a slave to corporate icons.
Collect every sticker.
9.8% global
Apology Speedrun WR any%
Speak to everyone in the Heat Sink before starting any routes.
25.5% global
The British Paradox
Refuse to wait for tea.
14.3% global
Impress Your Friends!
Make some damn good banana bread.
15.2% global
Green Hair and No Pronouns
Cruelly deprive Rosie.
12.8% global
You're either very good at this, or very bad at this.
Prolong a game of Never Have I Ever for as long as possible.
19.6% global
Pocket Protector Club Season Pass Holder
Nice achievement, four-eyes.
22.6% global
Victim for Hire
Disregard internet hygiene.
10.2% global
The World's Your Oyster
Visit every station.
10.2% global
Just play the game again...?
Watch every scene replay.
4.4% global
If you're a ratings board, go for this achievement first!
Enable all censoring options.
9.8% global
Chatbot
Do a lot of talking.
7.1% global
NOW That's What I call Music! 55,789
Unlock every track in the Jukebox.
6.4% global
I saw that.
Decide you're above reading.
20.9% global
12 Across, 3 Million Down.
Find the Queen Elizabeth the First Intelligence.
30.8% global
#7221FF
Shoot with the producer.
21.5% global
#2CF2B9
Shoot with the detective.
23.8% global
#45EADE #12E318
Shoot with the bartenders.
23.2% global
#222FFF
Shoot with the delegate.
13.6% global
#FFEA31
Survive.
13.0% global
#FF7311
Shoot with the queen.
11.5% global
Roll Credits!
She said the thing!
7.5% global
