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Combat focused comedy with silly characters and a lot of laughs. Complete challenging levels as you make your way through the web. You're an old school badass, and you don't have time for internet shenanigans, but they have your son. It's time dad brought out the big guns.
You're Nigel Norris Hancock, an old school veteran who fought in both world wars. You must delve into the depravity that is the internet in order to save your son.
Each level will thwart your attempts as much as the enemies. You must overcome obstacles, traps, and challenges in stages to reach the next level. Only by defeating enemies can you travel through the web.
Enemies will use outrageous and often comical attacks. As an old school veteran you aren't accustomed to dealing with this level of nonsense. Collect your favorite tobacco and vodka around the map to counter these effects.
English, Russian
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