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Achievements
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I Want My Money Back
Beat the game.
3.6% global
Rescue Rager
Get your first Critter into the Elevator.
29.2% global
Failed At Life, Okay At Death
Reach 30 lifetime level restarts.
9.7% global
Adequately Lubricated
Dunk your first Critter in oil, and have fun doing it!
6.7% global
Ingenuity
Find two different ways to set off the Oil Drum in Despair Mail.
2.8% global
Medium Well
Save a Critter that has been char-broiled red.
3.9% global
Viva Variety
Kill Critters by all available methods: falling, spikes, buzzsaws, explosions, fire, and electricity.
4.5% global
Die Centennial
Get 100 lifetime Critter kills.
7.9% global
Decline Intervention
Get 250 lifetime Critter kills.
4.9% global
500 Slays of Bummer
Get 500 lifetime Critter kills.
3.4% global
Insta-Skill
Have every Critter (at least two) in the level die within a one second timespan.
5.5% global
Training Wheels Off
Get a perfect score on every level in Stage 1.
3.9% global
Paint The Town Red
Get blood on every solid object in a level.
15.5% global
Everyone Hates This One
Save all Critters in Gone With The Wind in 45 seconds.
3.2% global
Lickety Split
Get a perfect score on Split Second.
3.1% global
Conflagration Sensation
Get 40 fires going simultaneously.
5.8% global
I Am Shocked, Shocked
Beat the Zapper Hate Bot.
3.9% global
Bada Bing Bada Boom
Beat the Timebomb Hate Bot.
18.6% global
A Cut Above
Beat the Buzzsaw Hate Bot.
9.6% global
Self-Inflicted Wounds
Beat the Drill Hate Bot.
6.2% global
We Don't Need No Water...
Beat the Flamethrower Hate Bot.
4.7% global
Obsessive Compassion Disorder
Get a perfect score on every level in the game.
2.6% global
Low Flyer
Beat Hang Time without the Critter leaving the screen.
3.3% global
I Demand A Recount
Save more than three Critters in Six Enter - Three Leave.
2.7% global
