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Achievements
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Milk Moose
Make it to the store and claim your reward... if you can.
63.6% global
Ne'Ko Returns
Bring the plastic cat to the end of the game.
58.6% global
Saint Clarence
After rejecting Maurice's gift, help everyone you meet.
35.4% global
Super Hell
After rejecting Maurice's gift, be horrible to everyone you meet.
33.1% global
Father of the Year
Take Hannah's firstborn to the end of the game.
53.1% global
To Live On, but Better
After getting the gun, shoot everyone you meet.
40.9% global
The Original Milk
Trade items with everyone you meet.
55.9% global
Hidden Achievement
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32.7% global
