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Done did everything
You even did that one thing? Such dedication!
1.3% global
Student loan unlocked!
What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
8.1% global
Master of student loans
Not one, but two for the price of two!
4.5% global
Dr. Loans DSD.
Doctorate prestige will vary.
2.7% global
Trail Blazer
Who put these cones here?
1.7% global
Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing
We make mascots and dabble in insurance.
1.4% global
Got further than Don
Next stop, riches!
10.0% global
Shiny!
All that glitters is not Au.
1.7% global
Payin' down the plastic
Look at you. So responsible.
1.3% global
Studious
Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.
1.4% global
Loan down!
The future is bright…er!
1.3% global
Pizza Perfect
The pizza is safe… for now.
1.5% global
10-4 Good Buddy
You've trucked all there is to truck.
1.9% global
I pity the schoo!
Teacher's pet.
1.3% global
Pizza robot got nothin' on me
In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.
1.2% global
Outta my grill
Took the worst the universe could throw at you.
1.3% global
With honors
The classiest of the top of the class.
1.3% global
Pizza without fail
No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.
1.3% global
The way of the space road
Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.
1.2% global
Keep those expenses low
Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.
1.3% global
Get it there cheap
Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
1.3% global
Semi… expensive
Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
1.3% global
Kid genius
Finished school in under 10 minutes!
1.3% global
No money back
Pizza on time. Every. Time.
1.3% global
Sleep is overrated
Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
1.3% global
Not a scratch!
The resale value has held up amazingly!
1.3% global
I AM ASTRONAUT
Stared into the void. Laughed.
1.3% global
Keep it topped off
You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
1.3% global
Master of time
Time is relatively precious.
1.3% global
Living on a prayer
WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
1.3% global
<Insert kitty poster>
Hang in there.
1.3% global
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
1.3% global
You're a hero!
Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
1.4% global
There can only be one
Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
1.4% global
Oh no!
If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
1.4% global
Asteroid defense could use more funding
It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
1.3% global
Thanks for playing!
...and thanks for checking out the credits!
1.4% global
These things happen
Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.
1.4% global
Hey! I'm napping here!
Let sleeping truckers lie.
1.3% global
Buy more sticky notes
A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
1.3% global
One year in
It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
1.3% global
Master of the normal
Aint nobody done normals like me.
1.5% global
Thy core is of a hard persuasion
The hardcore do understand.
1.3% global
