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Achievements
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Early Bird
Complete the "morning" chapter.
61.9% global
Easter Deviled Eggs
Something's cooking on the title screen.
21.1% global
High Noon
Complete the "noon" chapter.
36.0% global
Good Evening
Complete the "evening" chapter.
28.0% global
Nightmare
Complete the "night" chapter.
17.6% global
Passive Vanquisher
Send 2500 enemies to their grave.
35.9% global
Lute n' Loot
Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.
29.2% global
Favoritism
Upgrade a unit to MAX level.
41.4% global
Adorable Sidekick
You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?
60.0% global
NEED4SPEED
Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)
16.9% global
Survival Instinct
Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.
37.1% global
360noscopeblazeit
Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.
11.9% global
Hardbarian
Do all the things! 100% Completion.
7.1% global
Keep it Movin'
Don't get hit!
57.2% global
What you got?
Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.
46.5% global
4 headz
Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.
11.6% global
Insane in the Membrane
Start a new game in Insane Mode.
18.4% global
3 Mile Run
Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.
10.2% global
I am Legend
Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.
7.1% global
Unlock War Turtle
Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.
38.4% global
Unlock MeatStack
Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.
38.1% global
Unlock Octodad
Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.
36.8% global
