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Clear the opening sequence.
94.4% global
If life were only like this
Clear first stage
81.1% global
Life moves pretty fast
Clear second stage
39.3% global
Welcome to the middle of the game
Clear third stage
30.9% global
New word for the day.
Clear fourth stage
29.5% global
It's over. Go home.
Clear game
29.4% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
23.5% global
How do we arm first?
Get pipewrench
84.1% global
Looking for really big gun
Get shotgun
33.6% global
Kids playing with guns
Get pistol
61.8% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
24.7% global
The fourth dimension wall
Collect Dr.Randell newsclips.
27.5% global
