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THE BABY IS HUNGRY! Cook rats! Chop mushrooms! Handle raw uranium fuel rods??? Smoke cigarettes! FEED YOUR GLORIOUS BABY LEADER TODAY. Total VR Carbonara immersion. Absolute kino.
"Cook rats, chop mushrooms and make Carbonara all in the name of our Glorious Leader: Baby Krasnov!"
Take on the role of head train chef as you work with whatever ingredients you can get.
Hold raw uranium rods. Get blasted with high-pressure jets of steam and listen to hot mongolian tunes while smoking cigarettes in your very own isolation cham- kitchen!
Assemble a litany of delicious meals, such as the classic:
Become a master of your environment - learning the kitchen and most definitely totally not causing vast amounts of food wasteage (impossible).
You have highly advanced cooking utensils under your disposal, after all:
Kiss your nearest @mutinouslobomite polaroid, and get to work, comrade. The food won't cook itself!
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