© 2026
Achievements
Astroloco: Worst ContactSync your progress to see which achievements you've unlocked.
Log in to track
New Game
It's all downhill from here.
28.0% global
Tech-Whizz
Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.
17.7% global
Don't Get Cocky
Defeat the marauding pirates.
15.3% global
Broken Pipe Dreams
Discover the pipe of your dreams.
15.6% global
subAtomic Family
Find the family from a previous game.
15.1% global
Thorough Investigation
Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.
14.7% global
The King in the North
Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.
12.1% global
Monkeying Around
Find a sweet poster for a previous game.
15.7% global
Wiretap
Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.
14.9% global
No More Hiccups
You're getting really good at holding your breath!
15.4% global
Unwanted Guest
Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.
11.7% global
Recurring Nightmare
This guy always bounces back!
16.7% global
Behind the Scenes
Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?
12.7% global
Antisocial
That's no way to greet someone new!
12.9% global
The Other Side
See things from someone else's point of view.
17.2% global
Indecisive
You're in two minds on the matter.
14.3% global
Violent Tendencies
See the violence inherent in the system!
15.3% global
Follow the Money
Find and follow the trail of gold.
12.6% global
Tunnel Vision
Find all five hidden trains.
12.7% global
Crack Shot
Find all five hidden targets.
11.2% global
