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You Dropped This
Congratulations king, you completed the warmup. All weapons will now be unlocked by default. The real challenge is about to begin.
4.5% global
Balloon Popper
50 headshots. Not bad kid.
41.0% global
Outperforming Game Journalists
You beat the first level. Not everyone can.
48.8% global
Second Amendment Enjoyer
Beat level 30.
2.0% global
Themis Appreciator
Beat level 40.
1.3% global
Pulling an All-Nighter
Beat level 50.
1.0% global
Self-Defense Specialist
Beat level 60.
0.9% global
We're Gonna Need More Ammo
Beat level 70.
0.8% global
Court Loyalty Stamp Card
Beat level 80.
0.8% global
Nemesis of the Braindead
Beat level 90.
0.7% global
Defender of Freedom
Beat level 100.
0.5% global
Precision
Achieve a 2 headshot spree.
48.5% global
Better than Biceps
Achieve a 5 headshot spree.
22.7% global
Elven Aim
Achieve a 10 headshot spree.
12.7% global
Anyone need a medic?
Pick up 100 health packs.
4.4% global
Dressed for a day in Chicago
Pick up 100 armored vests.
6.8% global
Heart Attack
Drink 100 energy drinks (don't actually do it).
3.5% global
Autonomous Zone
Place 100 barricades.
1.9% global
What are you, five?!
Get hit by five peepeepoopoo.
37.6% global
Drenched
Get hit by 50 peepeepoopoos.
15.9% global
You Missed Something
Miss a weapon drop (they spawn again, don't worry).
33.4% global
Funny how these just showed up the day before…
Get hit by a brick.
39.1% global
Streetsweeper!
Remove a tank corpse from the map.
8.8% global
Moby Dick
Defeat a landwhale.
29.1% global
It's Ma'am!
Defeat your first Ma'am tank.
6.7% global
Trophy Wives
Defeat 10 Ma'am tanks.
4.0% global
Rush Hour
Defeat 50 braindead while the energy drink is still in effect.
15.7% global
Touchdown!
Chop off 10 heads.
10.2% global
Knife to a Gunfight
Defeat 100 knife-wielding enemies.
7.5% global
Untouchable
Beat a level without getting hurt.
13.4% global
Grand Master
Beat levels 1 to 20 without getting hurt.
0.5% global
