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Play as world's most relatable MC: "Tired guy" as you uncover the mysteries of an old abandoned mansion full of suspiciously hot statues.
After an almost catastrophic accident, our brave hero finds himself stuck in an inhospitable land. Far, far away from home. And so begins his epic quest to regain his self-confidence and attain the happiness and purpose he has been searching for his entire life. Join him in this soul-crushing, mind-bending, existentialist, statue-fucking journey.
Featuring a walking simulator!
There is none!
You walk around and interact with objects and sometimes these objects are actually living statues and you get to stick your penis inside of them!
It's a porn game made in RPGMaker!
This one is like the other 10 million, but instead of anime tiddies it's statue tiddies!
It's free!
Why are you still reading this!
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